Gommory

Gommory is the term given to the sexual penetration of ones Nasal Cavity. It is also known as Nasal Sex.

Origins
The term" Gommory" arose one Geography lesson, during one of many random conversations between Jack, Jake and Sean. Don't ask how we got to this point, but Jake ended up wondering why the city of Sodom had it's own word, in Sodomy, yet the equally relevant city of Gommorah was left without a place in the English language.

This led, naturally, to the creation of the word "Gommory." But what does it mean? Hopefully this poor nose on the right, stripped of it's innocence, will explain.

The Meaning Of Gommory
Gommory refers to the penetrating of the nose in any way that is considered sexual. Depending on where in the world you live, picking your nose, for example (technically fingering) would be considered a form of Gommory. However, this does not apply to Wales, where nose-picking is considered a natural public pastime akin to Sheep-Shagging.