Ting



Ting is widely considered the pinnacle of soft-drink manufacturing. Invented by Jamaicans. Bottled in Kegworth. Dont tell me that's not Win.

People On Ting
"The secret of my strength? Drinking the blood of virgins mixed with Ting."- Chuck Norris

''"I Pity The Fool Who Experiment Wi' Shloer." - Mr. T''

''"Im On A Blimp!." - Kaiba''

"Fuck Shloer, I like Ting, Motherfucker!- Marik, while on a blimp.

In The Opinion Of The Trusted Ting Drinker
Ting is the most awesome dink ever. End of.

To those who think it's not
I feel for ya. I really do. You got problems, kid.

In the oppinion of the Shloer Drinker
We couldnt get the opinion of anyone who drank shloer, because this kept happening.