Doom

Doom is a new gladiator in the popular Sky 1 programme. He is renowned for having the most awesome beard on earth, and the sort of eyes associated with black legends such as Chris Rock.

Facts About Doom

 * 1) His Name Is Doom. Really.
 * 2) Even in real life, he's called Doom
 * 3) His drivers license picture is just his beard.
 * 4) DOOM.
 * 5) He's really good at Doom.
 * 6) His beard hides the fact that he has more chins than Chinatown.

What Happens When You Touch His Beard?
You set on fire. Then you explode. Then you reassemble just so you can set on fire and explode again. Then he calls you a nasty word and gives you a dead arm. Its not pleasant. Dont touch Dooms beard.