Mailtoad

'''Mailtoad is the almighty ruler of the world. You might not think this true, but it is.'''

Who's Mailtoad?
Thats for you to find out, bitch.

Images Of Mailtoad


Few images of Mailtoad survive - it is an elusive deity seen by few. Those fortunate enough to spot the camp little bugger often regret it. The image here, the only one in existence of "His Holiness Mailtoad I" survived only through sheer luck - the cameraman was killed soon after by a barrage of mushrooms. All hail the Mailtoad! Smash the non-beleivers! WHO'S MAILTOAAAAD?!

If You Own An Image Of Mailtoad:


 * Destroy it
 * Destroy Yourself
 * Ram It Up Your Nose
 * Eat Lots Of Shrooms
 * Holiday In Albania.
 * Run around screaming wildly whist waving to lepers eating each other
 * Kick Breeny in the shins