Chris Breen

Chris Breen (aka Breeny) is a student at the college. He is unique in being the only student to clock up more years at the place than most teachers.

The Early Years (1952-1962)
As a youth, Breeny dreamed of moving away from the depressing scene of 1960's Liverpool, with it's complete lack of any culture, especially musically (We are of course negating Liverpools famous "Knife Culture", which has this year earned it the title of "European Capital Of [Knife] Culture" . Either way, it was the success of those famous Scouse blokes who sang... the Osmonds, methinks - that drove him to catch a train down to Quorn in 1962, enrolling at Rawlins College soon after.



Things Get Tough (1962-1992)
But Chris found it quite difficult to fit in, his Scouse accent being almost impossible to understand for the "Soft Southern Pansies" inhabiting said school. As such, he was virtually unable to communicate with anyone there, and ended up working at "The Railway," Sileby, just to make a living. At least here, the local drunks could understand him, but only after they'd had a couple.

It was a while before he escaped this rut, but finally, when the 80's came around, Breen - realising that computer technicians only spoke in illegible terms that nobody gave a flying f*** about, found a job at PC World maintaining Sinclair ZX81's - a post he kept until an unfortunate accident when he was electrocuted by the typical British-Quality wiring of one of said machines.

A New Dawn (1992-Present)
But this electrocution gave new life to Breen. Amazingly, after awaking from an 8 year Coma sortly before the Millenium, it was found that the computer had burned a legible - albeit annoying - version of the English Language into his cranium. He soon enrolled at Highgate Primary School, and went through the ranks once again.

When finally returning to Rawlins in 2007, now aged 55, the staff were shocked to find that he had never signed off of the original register - Technically, he had been skipping class for the past 40 or so years.

Pastimes
Breeny's pastimes today include being annoying and sitting in detention for the previously mentioned slip-up (only 21 years left!)