Wankers Cramp

Wanker's Cramp is a dangerous condition which affects many British citizens, especially those who drink the beverage Shloer.

Discovery
Wankers Cramp was first discovered when British Card Game Player Bakura was taken down with a particularly bad case. This was attributed to him reading some pretty disturbing Fanfics. However, everyone knows that those things are just disturbing, so he's either a very brave kid or he just drank far too much Shloer.